Monday, August 31, 2009

MURDER IN RHODE ISLAND (HUMOROUS)

Written by Deb H. in Rhode Island




CRIME SCENE PHOTO - ORIGINAL ART BY LUNADONNA


It is with heavy heart that I ask you all to light a candle for Stella's beloved Mr. Froggie. It seems he was MURDERED late last night whilst I was sleeping. Stella and I awoke to a sea of white stuffing and bits and pieces of Mr. Froggie scattered around my bedroom carpet, it is even to horrible to describe the devastation to you all. The police tape is up, and we are dusting for paw prints and have 5 (five) suspects underhouse arrest. Mr. Froggies was with us, but a short time, but the pleasure he gave to Stella was immeasurable, he will not be forgotten.

We know Mr. Froggie is in a better place at the Bridge for Murdered Toys. Funeral arrangements are incomplete at this time, due to the extreme makeover Mr. Froggie undergoes to make him presentable for viewing. Thank you all for keeping us in your thoughts.

Deb H in RI, and the grieving Stella

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