Saturday, April 3, 2010

IT'S CALLED ANLOL PRODUCT RESEARCH . . . . DID YOU KNOW . . .

Please click here to participate in our New Leash on Life Fundraiser which is going on right now! This is a wonderful review of our prize #118 by a cairn user.



OK guyz,

Lez me tel U bowt reesersh. Iz a Corn n I no wah iz gud wen I uze it. Sew dis iz wat Iz gunna tel U bout. Iz da car seet dat iz numbah 118. I haz dis. Iz grate. N I meen GRATE! Dat shud b nuf reeserch 4 N E 1.

Now U awl no dat Iz be 14 cuz u membah mi bark mitzvah las yeer. N E wae mi mom got diz 4 me bout a yeer a go. Or sumtin lik dat. Mabee ih wuz 37eleben mons a go. Hu noz?

So I get dis seet n mom putz ih inna da car. I go 2 git inna dat car n wat is dere? Wel I seez dis seet. I wuz naht happee. Nope. Not happee. Datz cuz I dinna no. Wel, mom putz me inna diz n strapz me in an gess wat? I cin see out ob da winnow. Iz a hole neu worl out dere. Reellee guiz - a hole new worl!

Usueally I hab me a beutee res inna da car cuz iz borin lookin ah da seet n da door. I no dat U no wat I meen. But now dere be peeplz 2 bark ah , n lotz ob fings 2 see. Dis is GRATE! We go 4 ridz alla da tyme now n I lubs dem. Mom sez RYDE n I run 2 da grarj az fas az mi liddle legz wil tayk me. Dis is da bestest fing sinz slicd bred - wateber dat is. N I don sleep wen we ryde. I m 2 buzee luhkin outta da winnow n makin sur dat nuffin dat cud hurt mom iz n e ware neer da car. No sir E - nuffin getz by me. Iz alert 4 da hole yde eben iffa iz 2 hourz. N 4 a gui mi aje dat is xelext mentel stimalass. Mom sez ih keepz me yung. Hey - Iz 14. Datz yung. Mom iz obah 60. Dat is old. Sew 14 naht ole bi anee standerdz.

Sew 2 all my Corn cuzins, mak yur mom n dad by a skware n put numma 118 inna it cuz U wil LUBZ dis. I promiz.

Lubs n lixz,
Spanks da Man, da potetctor ob ebreefing
I libz onna ilend dat is posed 2 B long dat is sumwere. I don no geagraffee, Iz a Corn.

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