Monday, September 27, 2010

How to Clean Kitchen Floors with chicken livers

Contributed by a CP Volunteer

Boil one pound of livers, cool, place on tin, place tin in freezer.
Put away groceries, do laundry, sort bills, return to freezer for evening cocktail ice cubes. Forget all about livers.

Curse as tin of livers shifts towards you, spilling onto JUST CLEANED floor.

Separate dogs before fight can occur. Pick up livers off every surface; get clean glass for cocktails.

Let dogs into kitchen, one at a time, to clean.
Gives new meaning to spit shine.....

Note from CP Blogger: Thanks for the laugh!

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