Ella's Teapot Song

Contributed by a CP Volunteer

Ella was so bad yesterday; she decided to go on a pee binge. I heard her humming the Teapot song and made her give up the words.

Ella's Teapot Song:

I'm a little piss-pot short and stout
Her is my pee-pee where it comes out
If I drink more water you better watch out
I'll do my squat and more will come out.


If you should hear your dogs humming this song - put on the belly bands or
girlie britches immediately.