Written by Michele Stadnick
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| Small, cute, loveable - and a lot more! |
So, "The Wizard of
Oz" is your favorite movie, you just LOVE Toto, and have always wanted a
dog just like him? A dog who's small, cute, lovable, and doesn't shed all over
your couch?
You've done your research
and learned that Cairn Terriers are (take
your pick):
- Adaptable to living in small apartments as well as large homes
Probably NO ONE ever told
you that Cairns will almost INVARIABLY:
- Chase
squirrels
- Chase bunnies
- Chase
bugs
- Chase bikes
- Chase
paper fluttering down the street
- Chase anything that moves
- Chase
things that aren't moving, just to GET them moving so they'll have
something to chase
- Bark at cars
- Bark
at bikes
- Bark at birds
- Bark
at trikes
- Bark at trucks
- Bark
at the phone
- Bark at fireworks
- Bark
at thunder
- Bark at the doorbell
- Bark
at the doorbell on TV
- Bark to hear themselves bark
- Bark
just to get your goat -- or your attention
- Or both
- Bark
sometimes just cause it feels so damned GREAT
- Dig up that mouse hole
- Dig
up your tulips
- Dig up your roses
- Dig
up your lawn
- Dig under your fence
- Dig
under your shed
- Dig up your linoleum
- Dig
up your carpeting
- Nip at people's feet if you haven't redirected
their intense prey drive
- Nip
at your hands too, if not trained properly
- Try to control their universe and everything
in it -- INCLUDING YOU
- Will
succeed at this unless YOU intervene. And even then, they'll try again.
And again. And again and again and again and again.
- Lunge at other dogs on leash
- Lunge
at people, unless trained not to
- Lunge ‘cause it feels good and they're in a
hurry to get where they're going, and you're the only thing holding them
back from experiencing the next exciting adventure around the corner or
around the world.
- Bolt
out any open door in the blink of an eye
- LET ME REPEAT THAT: THEY WILL BOLT OUT ANY
OPEN DOOR IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE
- And
won't return until they're good and ready.
- Sometimes not even then
- Refuse
to come -- unless they want to
- Refuse to sit -- unless they want to
- Refuse
to stay -- unless they're bored silly, and if so, that's the BEST time to
move around to stir up the action anyway
- Refuse to stop barking -- unless there's
something in it for them...like a fabulous treat
- Refuse
to do what you want at the PRECISE moment that it's most important that
they do...like when you're trying to show off how obedient and
well-trained they are (which is, of course, a grand delusion on your
part).
- Nor, it seems, has anyone told you:
- A
Cairn can never, ever, ever be trusted off-leash, EVER.
- Not even for a second. Regardless of how
well-trained you have deluded yourself into believing he is
- That
all the dogs you've had before and have trained so well don't matter...if
they weren't Cairns.
- Because Cairns are different.
- Very
different
- That they're generally NOT the best breed for
a home with small children.
- That
one bears repeating: Cairns are generally NOT the best breed for a home
with small children.
- That Cairns WILL shed a little (or a lot) if
you don't groom them properly.
- That
they're relatively resistant to housebreaking (don't expect them to be
housebroken in a week, or even a month)!
- And even when you think they're housebroken,
if they've got something else on their agenda at the moment, they're
likely to conveniently "forget."
- That
they are affectionate -- on their terms, not yours.
- That they are stubborn and hardheaded, not to
mention incredibly independent
- That
obedience training is a necessity, not a luxury. And that it's just the
FIRST step in the process.
- That you should read the previous sentence
again, and forget everything you think you know. If you haven't owned a Cairn, it doesn't
apply.
- That
they were bred to hunt and kill, and their intense prey drive can NEVER be
trained out of them. Toto may not
have KILLED those flying monkeys, but that's only because Toto KNEW they
were fakes. Otherwise, they'd have
been dead, not merely outwitted.
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| LB is always an angel - right? |
What they SHOULD have told you is:
- They're
wonderful for THE RIGHT OWNER
- They're loving -- IF YOU LOVE THEM, TREAT THEM
WELL, AND HAVE EARNED THEIR RESPECT
- They're
smart -- PROBABLY SMARTER THAN YOU
- They're sweet -- WHEN THEY WANT TO BE
- They're
funny -- VIRTUALLY ALL THE TIME, IF YOU ENJOY DEMENTED, DEVIOUS, DEVILISH
HUMOR
- They're good with GOOD, WELL-BEHAVED CHILDREN
WHO HAVE GOOD, RESPONSIBLE PARENTS. And if they haven't had a bad experience
previously with ill-behaved kids. Otherwise, it's a recipe for disaster.
- They're
strong
- They're hearty
- They're
brave
- They're relentless
- They're
devious
- They're insightful
- They're
indomitable
- They're energetic beyond description
- They're
intelligent beyond belief
- They're the BEST dog you'll ever own
- BUT...they
just may be the WORST dog you can imagine.
- THAT PART IS ALL UP TO YOU!
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| Macie - Sweet is her middle name! |
Oh, and by the way, Toto
was actually a GIRL!